Some Markiplier doodles/’shops I did during the parts of the livestream I didn’t have to sleep through (while also doing homework).

And also the cactus that I made lace for. This will just get a little bit more splendiferous by next week. Hopefully. Like, a massive cactus doily. Maybe I should put a bunch of different cactus in the same doily, like a really big, REALLY dangerous tatted web…

Also the black and white picture of Markiplier looking up (his original channel’s profile picture) is a linocut, and that is the first print I have done so far. Grey lino, 90gsm paper (just a quick test), black relief ink. I was so scared of losing the detail in the miniscule cuts I made in the lino, because I haven’t exactly nailed the cross-hatching technique and I am no Jed Henry, but the stark black-and-white turned out as well as I could have hoped. Surprised myself :D If Mark notices this, I will make another, and I already have a design in mind (it’ll be of him and his cat. I think it’s his, anyway, I saw it in the Random Encounter’s Captain Falcon video)


h0odrich:

I think the biggest problem people have with you claiming how good you look is that they think you’re claiming it in comparison to them. people don’t realize you can coexist and look good as hell without competing with the person next to you….so anyways point is I look so fucking good

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lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

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elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

image

this is never not funny

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zuviosgemini:

owldee:

OMG

OHMYGOD.

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[clara please, eh, for me?  h e l p   h i m.  goodbye clara. miss ya]  
h   e      a   s   k  e   d      y   o  u       a      q   u   e   s   t  i   o  n .

                 w i l l   y o u   h e l p  m e ?

[clara … give him hell, he’ll always need it.]
d: i don’t think that i’m a hugging person now.
c: i’m not sure you get a vote …
d: whatever you say.

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Am I home? If you want to be.

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frogmakesart:

That was supposed to be just a quick and simple mermaid drawing, but then I did a background. What’s gotten into me?!

frogmakesart:

That was supposed to be just a quick and simple mermaid drawing, but then I did a background. What’s gotten into me?!

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xaquaangelx:

Just some favourites from Geoff’s AMA.

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